WORLD IDEOLOGIES EXPLAINED WITH REFERENCE TO TWO COWS!
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
PURE ANARCHY:
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours try to take the cows and kill you
TOTALITARIANISM:
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
PAKISTANI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by US and the other is controlled by the Landlords.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains. Both go mad. The government doesn't do anything.
ENVIRONMENTALISM:
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or ' Milk Village ' for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.
SHARJAH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai . The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah and Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.
ABUDHABI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.
Update!!
PAVITRA-ISM:
You have two cows. They wander on the streets of Mumbai with all the other cows, stopping traffic (or directing traffic), leaving land-mines on roads, eating out of the garbage can and no one finds it weird..!!WHICH SYSTEM DO YOU PREFER????????
6 Mississippi:
Ha ha nice one.. i have read it before though.. u should add Pavithraism at the end and write about your cow view LOL
hey thanx...nice idea.....mebbe i'll do dat...
LOL good one. I think that was the best one :)
indianism?
looks like crow is the godmother behind this one
lol....Funny post....
I prefer Indianism ....Any day :)
Love the Dubia system...this is really funny..loved it a lot. Happy to have found your blog. Feel free to visit mine for a good read or a good laugh.
Cheers
JB
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