Hey Guys! I read this somewhere. Hope you'll enjoy it..!
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea,'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
Hahahaha..!
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Lol.. really funny. good one!
hahaha... lol
Funny for a read... but i hate children talking that way... :P
btw... do u know the answer to that question??? i have no idea abt it... hehe :P
Cheers..!!
Arjun
Roflmao ..that was a good one :D
Do You think I should try that on a fellow passenger though :D :D ??
LMAO.... Good one.
ha
LOL!
Okay this is the funniest thing I have read all day! :D
Ha ha. I would be scared of a lil girl like that tho LOL. I'd be like, hey, u need to chill :P
LOL
correct!
ROFL.. :D
:)
Loved this one! I'm going to have to remember this one for future reference :)
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